Paul and Joe Cat Lipsticks; Meow Means Weird

Ever since my neighbor’s cat attacked me when I was a kid, I haven’t been that fond of cats. Well, that and I’m super allergic, but that’s such a lame ass thing to say so I never lead with it. Given this info, you can imagine that I’m not super thrilled about a cat anything let alone a lipstick.

Paul and Joe are bringing less than sexy back to the pouts of women by designing this creepy kitty head that you slowly wind up from out of the tube to repel men from a good 40 yards away. It’s the ultimate accessory for the lonely cat lady who wants to stay that way.

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  1. Cocolarue says:

    Weird lipstick but I wouldn't use a lipstick shaped like any animal or anything for that matter. Don't let one bad experience turn you off from all cats. I was bitten in the face by a dog when I was 5 but I still love dogs…and cats.

  2. Design Apprentice says:

    ahaha, this may be the best product review ever. I don't trust cats or cat people, and especially not cat lipstick.

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