Hey, got any gum? No, not that run-of-the-mill minty crap – I’m talking about that stuff that makes your boobs bigger and increases vaginal secretions. Yea, that’s the one.
In Asia, B2UP Gum is all the rage marketing promises of bigger breasts, ease of menopause symptoms, healthy skin, and even reduced stress – for $35 a bottle. Chew on!