Kate Middleton & Manuka Doctor’s Bee Venom Face Mask

Not to be outdone by the bird poop facial the Beckhams love so much, the bee venom mask is the current queen of all treatments. Kylie Minogue, Kate Middleton, and Victoria Beckham are all said to be using this manuka, propolis, honey, royal jelly, and bee venom laced mask – so it’s pretty much the hot ticket. They even have a crazy tag line of ‘10,000 bee stings in a pot.’ Yikes.

Honey has healing and antiseptic properties so I can see its benefit, and the venom itself falls second to last on the ingredient list so I don’t think stinging, swelling, and pain will accompany your home spa experience.

You can check out the original story HERE and Manuka Doctor’s Bee Venom Mask HERE

Bigger Boobs with B2UP Gum

Hey, got any gum? No, not that run-of-the-mill minty crap – I’m talking about that stuff that makes your boobs bigger and increases vaginal secretions. Yea, that’s the one.

In Asia, B2UP Gum is all the rage marketing promises of bigger breasts, ease of menopause symptoms, healthy skin, and even reduced stress – for $35 a bottle. Chew on!

The New Laser That Turns Brown Eyes Blue

These days you can change pretty much anything you physically don’t like about yourself if you have the cash and the inclination. Now a doctor in Orange County claims that he has developed a technique using a laser to turn brown eyes permanently blue. He says that all eyes are actually blue, but some just have an outer layer of darker pigment over top of them and using his method in just 20 seconds will cause the brown layer to shed over the course of a few weeks revealing the (hopefully) blue color forever.

Here’s a report from KTLA breaking the whole thing down.

How far would you go for blue eyes? We don’t know the long term ramifications of the laser yet because it’s so new… Is it worth it?

Creepy Halloween Makeup Tutorial

I’m both nauseous and intrigued by this Haloween makeup tutorial video for a drippy monster face. If you’re looking to freak everyone the hell out, the artist in the video (she’s actually really talented) will take you step by step showing you how she creates this crazy look. Whether looking this way is in the cards for your Halloween this year or not, it’s pretty mesmerizing and worth checking out.

You Don’t Need These: Diamond Encrusted Contact Lenses

These gold and diamond encrusted contact lenses will let the world know that you have money to burn with every glance. For around $16,000 a doctor (?) in India will whip up a custom pair of your very own which he claims are perfectly safe. No word on their comfort level, but I’m sure you can’t even tell you’re wearing them.

Photo Credit: Splash News via TMZ.com

Mariah Carey on HSN (video)

I’ve watched this 4 minute video of Mariah Carey’s recent appearance on HSN (edited by Gawker.com) about 5 times now and it seems to get funnier every time. Included are her rants about how hard pregnancy was (‘literally I was 47 weeks pregnant’), scolding the camera operators, and figuring out what exactly she’s there to do (‘how much are you guys selling these earrings for?’)

It will remind you why when a friend is acting like a diva, you call her Mariah daaahling.