Finally! Relief for Your Unsightly Camel Toe.

I actually own something that looks kinda similar to this but it’s an insert for my shoes to give added arch support. But this isn’t for your feet, see. It’s called the Smooth Groove Camel Toe Solution and it’s used to even out the bulge caused by your hoo-ha. Instead of opting for, say – pants that fit for example, you can always throw in one of these labia guards and bam! A perfectly smoothed out crotch without those annoying female characteristics. Just check out their before and after photos if you’re wondering about how this breathable (and anti-bacterial, natch) little miracle works.

First all of those ‘Hail to the V’ Summer’s Eve commercials promting us to hose it down with deodorizing spray to mask any natural scent we might have, and now we have to just cover the damn thing up. When exactly did being a woman become something we need to be so ashamed of?

Thanks XOJane.com for the heads up.